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Thursday 25 November 2010

First Test, Day One, Mid-Afternoon Session

Ok readers, a cheeky little mid-session update for you.

2:53am extravagent NO from KP cause PB to burst in to tears (of laughter not sorrow)

2:56am MIH visits the toilet for the 5th time this evening, on returning he informs the minions that his toilet activity has been '50/50'

2:59am Thursdays dinner has been confirmed courtesy of KW

3am Aussies shout Awwwwwww
       The Chef's helmet = ridiculous (but not as bad as the beacon)

3:03am KP creams a drive through the covers, MOD is heard to remark 'Oz outfields are as big as PB's Helmet' whatever that means....

3:11am PB retires to his bedroom, who knows why!

3:13am NELSON strikes, who can keep their leg up (whey!)  PB out of his bedroom, trip to the WC

3:16am PB makes way back to bedroom......What's he doing?!

3:17 NELSON's gone, 4 minutes of strenuous leg work, MOD comments "I'm feeling the strain in my right Hip Flexor and quad"

3:25 Edged and gone, KP drives at one outside Off-Stump and edges to Punter at 2nd slip, Ohhhhhh no!
MIH remarks 'FUCK OFF!'

3:33 'Length is key' according to Athers

The going is getting tough in 76, PB has decided to nest in REA's bed, dunno why, its bloody cold in there!  MOD is wandering around the lounge looking for things to do, and MIH is in a drunken cricket trance..... Conclusion is, he wants his bed.

REA remarks that it's quite worrying that Collingwood is in ahead of Bell, MOD nods in agreement (or maybe he's dozing off)

Oh no, another wicket, just after a closed drive down the ground Collingwood snicks one through to 1st slip, REA looks like he was right!

More from 76 in an hour or so, the writers need some rest

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