Ashes Blog, Day Three, Luncheon

Morning team, phil pikeman (PP) here.

First up I would like to clear up a reckless piece of journalism accusing me of schooling with a young Steven Finn this is not true!

1.17 am REA dodged his first in game beer for the evening during the drinks break on account of his mid-life/bi-sexuality crisis.  Please note that the rest of the team here at the cricket blogging HQ are still chewing on ours nearly an hour on, bad times.

1.22 am TL finds cricket depressing and turns to soft core YouTube pornography apparently about some sort of fish, he calls it COD.

1.25 am chef spills a "sitter" in the deep, chins.  REA needs to invest in herbal Viagra according to his emails and he also needs to calm down.

1.28 am Beefy strops about the chef wearing fielding pads whilst in the deep, i think he also needs to calm down!!!!

1.29 am comment from SQ accusing Steven Finn of distinct averageness.....discuss

1.31 am 307-5 oooohhhh nooooo free honey for everyone

1.32 am advertisement break and I now want to buy a jaguar

1.33 am Holding discusses his fondness for cracks and balls but resists the urge to steer the conversation towards his length.

1.38 am X J Doherty goes gold digging in his nose whilst spectating but the camera shot didn't reveal the results to excited on-lookers.

1.40 am Strauss looks under pressure after scoring like an in-form PP and REA needs to calm down, again.

1.47 am "oh close, oh wowowowowo" exclaimed M Holding in a thick calypso accent

1.48 am Collingwood confirms rumours that he is strongly considering a career as a dairy cow due to his fondness of being milked.

1.55 am MOD finds flatulence amusing and google based research confirms that pome stands for prisoner of mother England.  To bad those silly convicts don't realise they were actually the pome's until we deported them.

2.00 am it is a firm belief of mine that that humidity should be measured in testicular leg stickiness as opposed to a percentage.

post session thoughts:  call the cricket police, this is not fun to watch.
                                 hussy for 200? discuss......


yours truly

one man and his melon