Mid Afternoon, Third Day, Second Test

Morning Team PP here,

Interval - During lunch, RLR showed us her gooch, one word......hairy!!!

Interval - JSGW's Sprinkler left three wet patches.

2.50 - The Ginger ninja falls to a LBW, failure to launch.

anyway thats enough about cricket.

3.05 - RON, is still learning the language

3.06 - Cricket is shit

3.07 - no-one really knows what the best mcflurry is

William Shatner's rocket man is the best version.......ipso facto

3.14 - RLR declares "my feet are nice", "shame about your hairy gooch" replied PP.

3.20 - RON complains "The price of shit is extortionate", and RLR still smells like fish

It would appear that the convicts went to the Bagpuss school of fielding.

It would also appear that someone had drawn on Mitchell Johnson's arm, do you think he knows?

3.25 - MIH breaths out, well done matty keep going.

3.28 - Bell has been at the crease for roughly 20 mins before he gets noticed by PP

Mitchell Johnson still has drawing on his arm.

3.44 - In an attempt to raise arousal levels amongst the group, MIH fits a whole burger in his mouth, and in case your wondering boys.....yes he swallows

3.47 - hot-spot confirms that the convicts are cold blooded and are in-fact lizards, in other news JSGW joins the 76 high dells band, apparently he plays the trumpet

ENG 500-4 KP gets cramp, and dinger is still on 16 showing potential to score a run with some lovely shadow drives but his bat remains undisturbed.....clearly he went to the Stockwell school of strike rates

REA keeps a trout in his fish tank, read into that what you will

MOD is going to find out how RLR's father is, sorry Woodsie but yay for him

MIH is looking suspiciously close to his famous lumpy yawn as JSGW pushes the drinking pace but the condiditon of young SH would suggest he is gunning for first place in the race to pray to the porcelain god. The aforementioned condition can only be summed up by the fact he is singing Beyonce and one can only the imagine the dance routine is only moments away.

KP looks on for a double ton and the aussies look more pissed off than when Ann Frank did when she got a drum kit for Christmas

I hope thats not a commentators curse but ive been rambling on for long enough now

night all
One man and his melon