01:22 - PP gruffs again. This lounge is starting too smell like Inzy's pit.

01:25 - Doherty's figures are starting to look more expensive than REA's uni debts.

01:26 - MIH is on the verge of collapse; breathe Matty breathe!!!!

01:31 - It has come to light that SBH uses a fusion to shave his balls, surprisingly not a Grey Nicolls.

01:37 - Just to make something clear....I hate cricket.

01:39 - PP confesses he is shit at cricket. This is a shame because before the unfortunate head swelling incident he was once described by David Gower as the 'Songbird of his generation'.

01:42 - REA returns....Mozzeltoff.

01:47 - It apprears REA ate all the pies at Jew Club....Lad.

01:50 - 10 minutes left in the session. Basically, not a lot's happened in the cricket 432-3. Getting a bit crazy in here now, the advent calenders are being cracked open.....I'm going to stick with the amber necter thanks.

01:52 - SBH says 'Boner', bloody hilarious!

01:56 - PP notices that Punter has very hairy arms. Word on the straze is the Aussie team have nicknamed him 'The drain blocker'.

01:58 - KP brings up his 150, elation....NAAAT!

02:00 - Thank fuck for that, they are walking off!

Wilko